Though I wasn't expecting a response from last week's little rant, I was pleased to find one waiting in my email box just the same.
It would be nice to report that my complaint about AFI snubbing the horror genre in its list of "America's Ten Greatest Films in Ten Classic Genres" went straight to the top. Instead, it seems that someone deep down in the web site department cared enough to send me a copy of the company line on this topic.
Dear C. Michael Cook,
Thank you for contacting the American Film Institute and for watching AFI's 10 TOP 10.
We appreciate your opinions and suggestions.
Unfortunately, we could not include all of the suggested genres at this time. AFI’s 10 TOP 10 honors America’s 10 greatest films in 10 classics genres. It is not the list of the 10 greatest film genres. The genres were chosen by a committee of AFI film historians and AFI Board members after receiving many suggestions from AFI members and film enthusiasts.
Please check AFI.com periodically for future program information.
AFI Web Team
In other words, thanks for your email and complaint, which has been deleted. "Classic" genres doesn't necessarily mean "greatest" genres, so don't get your snot in a knot. The genres were chosen by a committee of highly placed individuals more concerned with keeping their cryptic special interests happy than fairly representing the breadth of film genres. Please keep checking the site for more of the same old same old. Sincerely, the entire AFI web team.
I think this is the point where I'm supposed to say something like, "Well I never!" or "Of all the nerve!"